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Weapons Demotivational Poster


BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning




ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm

add bacon and you have paradise. :)


AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the shotguns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer.




JACK DANIELS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION -


TAGS: jack danies weapons mass destruction
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Budog

BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.


Exotic weapons -


TAGS: army knife weapons
Rating: 2.37/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome b***er knife


Things have Escalated -


TAGS: chemical weapons mace mailman escalated
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


IS THERE - no end to this?


TAGS: weapons of math instruction
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

pitbull - January 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
nice comment spacedog 5L's
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 6:04 pm
I'm certain he'll hang from the hypotenuse. 5Ls.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
Fantastic! :})


OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match


TAGS: now throw in some weapons and watch the fun
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1


ITUNES - Now used for missiles and weapons.


TAGS: itunes weapons
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Anonimous

Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:23 pm
XD wtf?


KILLER CAT - You think you can steal my yarn!?!?




Captain Obvious -


TAGS: captain obvious guns weapons fbi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:04 pm
They thought his business license said GUM shop? LOL! LUV this, JW! Thanks for sharing the find! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2015, 4:15 pm
Small plane hits mausoleum, bodies still being found.


HEY JESS - Don't you hate the new school policy about handing in our weapons before class ?




HEAVY WEAPONS -


TAGS: big weapons
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
LAniME!!!


WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it


TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of **** that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their f***ing brains all over the wall


Silent weapons -




LAUGH NOW -




NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.




F-15 & FF-22 -


TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big f***in' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living **** out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
f***in A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
f*** Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!


THIS GUY -


TAGS: ballin gangsta douch money weapons
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:31 pm
You sure it ain't the change from the purchase of those sa-weeeet Airsoft guns?


TOC -




SADISM - Man's Inhumanity to Man




WARNING:WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES - WELCOME WE: save ammo by any means necessary CAUTION: wear PPE upon entrance




NERDS - Because human sexuality needs cannon fodder too.




Stress -




Aim High -




If they outlaw guns, can we use swords? -


TAGS: archaic weapons
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 9, 2015, 12:45 am
Swords are good. I, however, prefer mice, honey and feathers. The screaming - the screaming - oh, so gratifying.


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